Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for April 15, 2021

“And why do you flip a coin whenever we drive by a cemetery?”

Hey, “anders” is German for “differently”.

My grandfather had the same first name and middle initial as I. There’s nothing like seeing your name on a tombstone for the first time.

“She’s in the witness protection program, kiddo. She has to keep moving, especially if anyone follows us.”

I thought i was the only one who did that. I forgot my wife’s first name years ago, and because we were separated when she died I don’t know where she’s buried.

He can’t remember where he buried her…