I had a neighbor like that many moons ago. Being quite pregnant at the time, she knew I was home and every morning at 9:00 like clockwork, she banged on the door and said “I’ve come for coffee”.
Have you? Oh, that’s nice. Just let me drag my half asleep, pregnant a** over to the coffee maker and make you some coffee.
Now, it may sound like I was complaining but things turned out well when one morning – 9 am on the dot- she knocked but I didn’t answer. She waited and knocked again and when I didn’t answer, she became worried. Thank goodness.
She somehow opened a window on the main floor and crawled in, calling my name.
She heard me call back from upstairs so she rushed upstairs to find me, nine months pregnant, STUCK in the water bed.
YES we had a stupid waterbed! I hate those things! Now, even more!
I couldn’t get out. I Weebled and Wobbled and could not get out lol!
It turned out that those 9am coffees saved me!
And I slept on the couch from that night until I gave birth.
saylorgirl over 1 year ago
How about later this morning?!
Pet over 1 year ago
I had a neighbor like that many moons ago. Being quite pregnant at the time, she knew I was home and every morning at 9:00 like clockwork, she banged on the door and said “I’ve come for coffee”.
Have you? Oh, that’s nice. Just let me drag my half asleep, pregnant a** over to the coffee maker and make you some coffee.
Now, it may sound like I was complaining but things turned out well when one morning – 9 am on the dot- she knocked but I didn’t answer. She waited and knocked again and when I didn’t answer, she became worried. Thank goodness.
She somehow opened a window on the main floor and crawled in, calling my name.
She heard me call back from upstairs so she rushed upstairs to find me, nine months pregnant, STUCK in the water bed.
YES we had a stupid waterbed! I hate those things! Now, even more!
I couldn’t get out. I Weebled and Wobbled and could not get out lol!
It turned out that those 9am coffees saved me!
And I slept on the couch from that night until I gave birth.
True story from 1984 :-D
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
OY!