Kliban by B. Kliban for April 21, 2021

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    Cpeckbourlioux  almost 4 years ago

    And if your lips freeze, well, too bad, sucker.

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    JohnTheFoole  almost 4 years ago

    Yeah, I can tell you from experience, that ainā€™t gonna workā€¦

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    donwalter  almost 4 years ago

    ā€¦lick it first, to make sure itā€™s a good oneā€¦

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    coltish1  almost 4 years ago

    For best results, do it when itā€™s raining out.

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    lagoulou  almost 4 years ago

    Make sure itā€™s not your pet rockā€¦

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    I think this is based on an old Indian trick of putting a pebble in your mouth to induce salivation when you have ā€œdry mouthā€. Or, it could simply be based on an obscene pun. With Kilban, you never know.

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    comixbomix  almost 4 years ago

    Those are ā€˜rocksā€™??? I thought they were Earthboobsā€¦

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    ā€œI took advantage of being at the seaside to lay in a store of sucking-stones. They were pebbles but I call them stones. Yes, on this occasion I laid in a considerable store.ā€

    ā€”Samuel Beckett

    https://www.samuel-beckett.net/molloy1.html

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 4 years ago

    Is he getting blood from a stone?

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    Pocosdad  almost 4 years ago

    Help, Iā€™m a rock!

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    MITZI  almost 4 years ago

    Petrichor?

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    carlzr  almost 4 years ago

    When you are really really thirsty.

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