Half Full by Maria Scrivan for May 22, 2021

Soooooo not a morning person. I understand.

Three vampires walk into a bar and the bartender asks them what they’ll have.

The first vampire says “Blood”.

The second vampire says “Blood”.

The third vampire says “Plasma”.

And the bartender says “So that’s two Bloods and a Blood Lite.”

(Apologies to the greeting card company I stole that from.)

Gotta have his cup of ‘Joe’.

I don’t vant your stinkin blah blah blooood

So Frank must be drinking Jolt?

“I don’t literally mean ‘my blood’.”

He needs a Bloody Mary

Is type O equivalent to decaf?

That’s two! Two neck bolts! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah…

So…that’s NOT V-8?

thats eactly me at the mroning

Iron-poor blood? May I suggest Geritol?

Does Frankie drink electrolytics?