Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 05, 2021

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poor marty

Spiral tag boom skull bomb shout is what Marty said, incase you’re wondering.

https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/1994/10/23

IT’S CINCO DE MAYO!!!!!

2 months more like at least 18 years of golf comics and still can’t get a perfect ball. Man Pierce Is one cool dude man. :)

Gram doesn’t seem to care much.

Marty reminds me of this arthur episode where arthur is raging about a song

I’m pretty sure Gram is trying her hardest not to laugh

The countdown is 12 days until my 1 year anniversary. On day 1 I Was thinking about a peaceful comment section. Sadly that hasn’t happened but I will give a speech at 1:00 PDT about this comment section. Thanks, and cya then.A part from the song " Sunday Best"- Everyday can be a better day despite the challenge.

1/10

i want this arc to edn

I predicted it, Marty is now happy gilmore

i think marty has been golfing for 15 years and he still is bad

i see that he used his two months to expand his cursing library too

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2006/08/06

Nope it didn’t pay off

Comic-Related stuff: Wow, that’s at least a Big Mac’s worth of coins in Marty’s sweat jar. Comment Section Stuff: Oh god, it’s getting worse. The mods needs to upper their security standards. Maybe a spam cool down or improving the no no word detector. Daily Comic Related Meme: Me and the boys learning all the no no words be like:

Hmm….. figured he wouldn’t resort to symbols with his mom around.

almost as bad as roger

A) Stop lifting that front foot!

it’s my birthday!

Happy Cinco De Mayo, guys! :D

He forgot to address the ball to ensure proper delivery.

OKAY CAN YOU GUYS STOP SPAMMING AND MAKING INAPPROPRIATE STUFF IT’S GETTING REALLY ANNOYING THE CHAT USED TO BE A NICE PLACE UNTIL SOME STUPID SPAMMERS WITH NO BRAIN DECIDE TO RUIN IT SO STOP

Sorry that I deleted my comment, but somebody knocked sense into me, so we will just have to deal with him, sorry.

I wonder what Marty said? By the way, how come Nate and his Grandma are not running.

Fight Back Against (G.O.D.S)

Today’s Cinco de Mayo

Oh dear is right.

Hey if Curler reads this message I just want to leave a friendly “I told you so” about Man City vs PSG :) If your Curler (or even not Curler) and follow football(soccer) leave a message predicting Chelsea v Real!

happy cinco de mayo

His mom is not happy about him saying that word.

the tool needs a lot more tooling.

I really don’t like it when you golf with a tee or some support, I like hitting it on smooth grass.

HE’S GONE

Can ANYBODY see this comment?

can we just give dad a Wii and a copy of Wii sports?

Not much spammers today, happy cinco de mayo!

Ha! He is Happy Gilmore! Happy Cinco de mayo!

yeah this arc is kinda lame, just Marty missing and Nate and gram saying jokes. and I bet gram will try and bam straight on the green. yippee

WOW MARTY! Lol

Lol

Ok, things just got a bit better here and that’s enough to make me comment here again. Hi everyone! I agree with Chad “Dimples” Applewhite, Marty IS Happy Gilmore. I’m not shocked, ‘cause he always was him. As I said, I’m back, how was your May the Fourth?

WOOOO! Happy Cinco de Mayo Everyone! You better take a break marty, and then miss the holes 80 mill times XD.

That’s really not nice Nate….

only a few comments!

finally no spam

I fInALLy CaN TYpe iN BoLD WoRDs yay

I’m thinking Marty might need a professional golf teacher.

I have now read every big nate comic strip ever created.

Today may be Cinco De Mayo, but it is also May 5th and you know what that means! REVENGE OF THE FIFTH!!!

Who would’ve guessed it, Marty messes up his shot.

it is my 100th day on go comics

Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone!

nice

people try so hard these days just to get featured

Think accuracy – not distance.

I’m usually an upbeat commenter and all, but today I have just one question that may seem kind of snarky: why choose BIG NATE, of all comics, to spam?

Marty’s hard work, never paid off ;-; Poor marty

Where is everyone

true

WHERE IS EVERYBODY

Hello

Hi guys! How are you all? I’m good

….same tool, different day……..

Poll:Ban stupid spammers yes or no

Wait am I banned? I can’t see the replies I made

WHIFF!!!

hello today is a good day

can anybody recommend me a comic that’s not cheer up emo kid, fox trot, Shen comix, or Calvin and Hobbes?

hi

Was Demoman’s original name Scout from TF2?

Guess who’s back back, Back Again, Squid is Back back, tell a friend. Guess who’s back, Guess who’s back, Guess who’s back, Guess who’s back, Guess who’s back, Guess who’s back, Guess who’s back, Guess who’s back.

Oh, quick question, if I change my display name, can other people use it?

Guess who’s banned banned, banned Again, Squid is banned banned, tell a friend. Guess who’s banned, Guess who’s banned, Guess who’s banned, Guess who’s banned, Guess who’s banned, Guess who’s banned, Guess who’s banned, Guess who’s banned.

Squid is banned.

I’m finally back

anyone else want nate and gina to get together? no? mkay

“Once a tool, always a tool”

~Nate Wright

Here’s a heart-touching story…

As Scout from TF2 and BonkyBoiSays were walking down the street, they saw a tsunami in the distance. As it got closer and closer, they realized that it was full of liquid soap! They tried to run away, but it got closer and closer to them, that they weren’t able to make it. And they also saw bars of soap in there too! Scout and BonkyBoiSays were swept up by the liquid soap, and they were battered with the soap bars that were there! Eventually, the tsunami calmed down, and both Scout and BonkyBoiSays were soaked with liquid soap and were hurt from the soap bars, while BonkyBoiSays had a few soap bars in his mouth. Scout says, “Well, looks like I learned a lesson to not cuss and make up s%x stories.”

Thank you, it was nothing, really.

ALL GODS ARE BANNED

Here’s My Speech: Hello, People of the comments section. People who are good, People who are not so good, people who are neutral, people that care for the comment section. I Joined this comment section 354 days ago. When I joined, I Had a nice community. Let’s go 354 days later, Not so much. I am glad that there’s at least some nice. I compliment everyone who Helps this tiny community. Now, We all have some bad people everywhere, but here, It’s kinda a overload.For example, There’s NSFW Comments from alot of people. Not to mention how debs has been trying to make chaos in the chat section. But we can’t let them build the core of this comment section. We Must work together as 1 united union, to rebuild this comment section. No matter how hard the Others try to stop us, we must go through and get back the comment section to a good place.As I finish this Speech, I’d like to shoutout people who are already trying to do so. Even people who aren’t even doing any harm. Like Mr. Beast, Quincy, etc. If I didn’t mention you and you are a good person, then srry. I’ll leave with this message. Together we are stronger. Thanks, and bye.

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Not much spammers here.

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP

Happy Cinco De Mayo! And happy late Star Wars Day! I can’t believe Big Nate didn’t do anything for either…

National Cartoonists Day!

Oh dear

https://big-nate-comments.fandom.com/wiki/Smug_Nate

it’s gonna be deleted :(

Hello

Im so f****** confused rn

Ha!

MY official rating for this strip: 92/125

how about tooling his curse words?