Close to Home by John McPherson for May 30, 2021

Gimme a head with hair

Long, beautiful hair

Shining, gleaming

Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there (Hair!)

Shoulder length or longer hair (Hair!)

Here baby, there mama

Everywhere daddy daddy

“they say to cut my hair, they’re drivin’ me insane, I grew it out long to make room for my brain…” rip Larry Norman

That must hurt if they hit you with an upper cut while you are there.

Oh, you poor ladies! My barber has never charged me that much for a haircut.

Imagine the line at Lower Cuts

I guess Bleeb does not need a haircut ;-]

Poor hairdressers had their work Cut out for them ….it was a Blowout sale!

What? It looks like the ’80s to me.

Huh. No Bleeb. I kinda expected him to be waving from somebody’s hair…

https://youtu.be/MfjPjQvXdcg

True- I’ve seen a lot more pony tails on older women this year. Think of the money they’ve saved!

EEP

All those hair styles now resemble the wife’s. I, of course, continue to be jealous of anyone with hair on top of their head.

“Excuse me ladies, but is this the fork-in-the-electrical-outlet support group?”

I wonder if the wig industry is doing well.

I finally gotten good enough at grooming that little Avatar to the left, that I don’t think I’ll ever have to go back to a groomer. So that’s a plus, except for it’s hard on the back when you don’t have the right equipment.

Lady Sasquatches!!!

That’s pretty cheap, they must be sellin’ the hair.

Hair coloring salons, too

Their secret for the low price is the use electric hedge clippers.

Bleeb must be in the chair now.

I resorted to cutting my own until they finally opened up salon rules in CA. But we still have to wear masks and the shops can only be 50% full. And no lines outside are allowed. Appointment only.

Umm…don’t you mean post PANDEMIC, John?

I’ve been cutting my own hair. I practice on my husband’s head

What about beards?

I know a lady at work who looks like this. Sadly its her normal look.

No Bleeb. :(