B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 03, 2021

It’s a New Era…

Oh quit your belly aching and just be glad you not ‘extinct’ like the wooly mammoth.

Sure it’s the roof and not burst pipes?

Seems like those would me minerals in that time rather then ice.

Find a better cave. Might be less expensive.

“Been leaking for 30,000 years. Figured it was time I quit procrastinating and call you. Almost did 12,000 years ago.”

When the stalagtites merge with the stalagmites, you’ll have fashionable pillars in your abode.

And in another 30,000 years, someone will be charging admission to visit your cave and all the formations that are in it!

This is not a problem. It doesn’t need to be fixed.

As for the Stalactites (“holding tight” to the ceiling) and the Stalagmites (on the ground), “Let them grow.”

quite long for a human being to live

I guess sometimes you have to fix the roof and sometimes you have to fix the ceiling. Oddly enough, the same guy doesn’t do both. …in my experience.

Since you were 12??

Caves with water are alive and growing. Living in a living cave provided cave persons with the first mineral water.

Well, sir, I must report this to your Property Insurance. You know, your rate will go up.

You shoulda called sooner…

Where’s the flood?

Yeah – I’m afraid the newly formed park service won’t allow me to remove those…

What roof?