Here’s how a day at the beach goes along the southern Maine coast.
95F air temp.
Sand temp 1000F.
Water temp in August 57F.
Run across the lava field and dive / jump into the water. Wait 5 minutes to catch your breath and spend another 20 minutes wondering when you had a sex change.
Run back across the lava field to the towel island and beach chair to have sand fried chicken and 80 grit potato salad.
Pack up the car and go home so you can take a shower to get the salt off and rinse the sand out of your butt even though your butt never actually touched the lava field.
Jeff0811 almost 4 years ago
Well that’s just… ducky.
Tigressy almost 4 years ago
Tony asked, about 11 hours ago
Lake or ocean?
River.
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
Peg is becoming informed,
Pete is just another duck in the headlights!
Knightman Premium Member almost 4 years ago
They are wet aren’t they!!! I like!!!
Ed The Red Premium Member almost 4 years ago
These people hate each other
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
That’ll cost, you, Pete.
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
a long time ago…..
Plods with ...™ almost 4 years ago
Lake or ocean?
I was raised in northern New England….
Here’s how a day at the beach goes along the southern Maine coast.
95F air temp.
Sand temp 1000F.
Water temp in August 57F.
Run across the lava field and dive / jump into the water. Wait 5 minutes to catch your breath and spend another 20 minutes wondering when you had a sex change.
Run back across the lava field to the towel island and beach chair to have sand fried chicken and 80 grit potato salad.
Pack up the car and go home so you can take a shower to get the salt off and rinse the sand out of your butt even though your butt never actually touched the lava field.
Oh yeah. I love the ocean. /snark/
cleokaya almost 4 years ago
After that, so has your sex life
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
Nothing wrong with a little book learnin’, you should try it sometime Pete.