NOW it makes sense. God invented golf. It is just the sort of thing God would do. Make a beautiful place where everybody can go but only a few can stay and where the rules are clear and the tasks easy to do but wicked hard to do well. The few who do it the best are honored but in the end really accomplish little of substance.
“Okay…. bets are up! If I get on the green in two… then both of you have to go down to the basement and see what the heck’s causin’ all that heat down there! …(heh-heh)”
“If I don’t get on the green in two, … then you both get your wings… but they have to be butterfly wings!” シ
eromlig over 3 years ago
Then doesn’t He have to buy everyone in Heaven a drink? [Postscript: looks like Bleeb went to the other place.]
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
With a driver!?! You bet I’ll be astonished!
geese28 over 3 years ago
I’m sure He’d do it with a certain finesse
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
NOW it makes sense. God invented golf. It is just the sort of thing God would do. Make a beautiful place where everybody can go but only a few can stay and where the rules are clear and the tasks easy to do but wicked hard to do well. The few who do it the best are honored but in the end really accomplish little of substance.
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, he is a holey man.
jbduncan over 3 years ago
Hey! I thought God played left handed. Cartoon error!
Dobie Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Okay…. bets are up! If I get on the green in two… then both of you have to go down to the basement and see what the heck’s causin’ all that heat down there! …(heh-heh)”
“If I don’t get on the green in two, … then you both get your wings… but they have to be butterfly wings!” シ
Robert4170 over 3 years ago
The Twilight Zone episode A Nice Place to Visit shows the problem with always effortlessly achieving a perfect outcome. It’s boring.
wongo over 3 years ago
The “Big Guy” has no legs !
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
When the ball circles the cup and doesn’t fall in, is that the Devil’s hand at work?
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
What’s really impressive though is His 18 holes in one shot…….
paranormal over 3 years ago
I bet it thunders when he hits a hole in one…
spaced man spliff over 3 years ago
Off to the 19th hole.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bleeb and the guys must be hiding in his hair. Lord knows there’s enough room! :)
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
To no ones surprise, he uses divine intervention.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago
He heard that. In fact He knew you were thinking it before you said it.
Phydeux over 3 years ago
He thinks he’s Arnold Palmer.
eberkun over 3 years ago
I guess that’s a beard on Big Guy’s face, but it sure looks like a pandemic mask
WLDunham84 over 3 years ago
Why is the big guy wearing a mask? And it’s not over his nose…
MRBLUESKY529 over 3 years ago
God needs glasses?
scpandich over 3 years ago
Alas, no Bleeb.
tinstar over 3 years ago
Not to be contrary, but, if they are playing in clouds, how can anyone tell whether He gets a hole-in-one, or not?