The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 30, 2021

Practice using your left hand…..

Quite changing the channel every five minutes. Your not going to find anything on other channels because they all have commercials at the same time.

Using your right hand too much leads to blindness, the Catholic priests told us. But Brutus is not a teenager

I had carpal tunnel in both wrist when I worked at a film developing company. Pictures were put on a huge wooden roll.

Watch more DVDs.

The possibility of Brutus doing too much work at his job is remote.

I would recommend getting a DVR, but knowing Brutus the Carpal Tunnel thing would kick in when he continues to hit the [FF] button.

Ah ha ha ha! the carp da tunnel is no joke, but the way he got it is.

He got Carpal Tunnel Syndrome from over using Fork and Spoons.

My, my, aren’t we attached to our remotes? Time was that our legs were our remotes as we had to get up and go to the set to make any changes like channel changing. And, we were a lot healthier then, too. Now, without a remote, there are many functions that can’t be done without a remote. How many of us even know where the side buttons are to power up or change the volume or channel?

I have trigger thumb. It might be related to the tv remote.

Those TV remotes can drive you crazy…….looking for them?

Alexa will change channels for you…

At least he knows how to use the remotes. I need my six-year-old granddaughter to explain them to me!

Do what the Doctor says. We don’t want to not have Born Loser. Also, stick to streaming TV. If you do, at least you will be watching what YOU want to watch and not some dumb commercial spewing channel that makes you have to look for stuff without dumb commercials. Your wrists should be better in about a month……

I was sent to a Neurologist for Carpal Tunnel. Ended up being given a CPAP machine. Wrists still ache.

Yep, that had to be it cause it couldn’t be from work. You can’t carpel tunnel from flappin’ your jaws.

Brutus, are you sure he didn’t say Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome???

Wow, I was worried there for a moment, I thought Brutus might be working too hard.

Brutus, try the remote with the button that lets you talk into it. Saves wear and tear on the fingers.

‘Short Attention Span’ injury. Highlights the great conundrum of our time: 300 channels and nothing good to watch.