Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 15, 2021

That Ralph really gets around.

So help me Rhonda! (Help, help me Rhonda ♪♫)

Isn’t it nice of that squirrel – to be so concerned about the birds?

wait, do squirrels know how to read? Even better question, where did that squirrel get that carboard and knew how to spell her name?

Never feed during summer, I want the birds to eat insects on my plants. Also, I don’t want bears in my yard.

If only the field mice would give me a sign so they’d get real food instead of eating my car’s wiring!

You gotta, help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda….

You shouldn’t have given them brain food!!!

Seems like this one cries out for a caption. . .

Now there is one pushy squirrel with a lot of hutzpah.

Polite squirrel. Mt squirrels shoved a note under my door. “If you want to see your chihuahua again, fill the feeders.”

Time for some well placed high speed lead poisoning before it breeds.