B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 18, 2009

That’s also the definition for “aging” and “marriage”

Puberty leads to marriage, which leads to aging…..

I always thought it had to do with drinking establishments.

That being the case, I need to ask, “Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultry?”

I’m a duck…………

and sometimes that southward migration extends to what they sit on.

The plot sickens.

Middle age should be defined when the body does its southward migration… starting around the waist, then to extra padding for sitting.

Gravity

it’s more than just a good idea. its the law.

I have to vouch for Wiley’s intent. I’m amazed that I did as well in middle and high school as I did – and that I managed to stay out of trouble as much as I did.

(I was going to quote a Latin phrase, but the Web site mistook one of the words for English vulgarity! How droll!)

Hey! All the way south to the pubes, do not dwell too long under the arms, aren’t they the pits?

middle age: when your broad mind and narrow waist start to change places?

Amen yyyguy, even though we’re convinced that it’s not happening to us…

Honk! Honk! Honk! Geese go flying southward migration, too!

I thought “puberty” was the freedom to drink at the pub of your choice.

If you think you are old, then you are.