Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 14, 2021

This is harder than i thought

lol funny

Maybe look for a new neighborhood to build a small but still solid reputation.

“One might even say that your service stinks!” lol

From this dude’s face, I don’t think Nate did the job right.

Teddy looks sad.

Nate looks mad.

I feel kind of bad for them because they’re just kids, then again if someone described their lawn as “graphic” I would probably get someone else to mow my lawn.

what is your favorite song?

oop

8/10

I hate this dude for some reason

Teddys face is new

Could be more graphic than that hedge-trimming accident theory I made up yesterday. Glad Nate and Teddy got out of there before the story could get worse..

The fact that unknown (not) real is spamming is hating on me for a weird reason-

Lol, good luck with business boys

oi! eggs

Graphic lawn?

AHHHHHHH

Hello everyone! It is almost the weekend! Nate and Teddy have bad lawn mowing skills. Have a good day!

Uh…… what’s up with his beard? And do Nate and Teddy really want one of their references to look like a crazed maniac?

Daily Poll: Who’s your favorite commenter(besides yourself)?

They have a reputation.

BIG NATE AND THE BET: Part 24

The song finished, and Nate stopped singing. “How I’d do?” he asked Dee Dee. “Well,” she began, “not exactly five-star, but not ear-bleeding bad.” “I could say the same to you.” Nate said. “WHAT?!” Dee Dee said aloud “Oh shoot.” Nate thought. “Now Dee Dee, let me explain, heh-heh…”

“I HAVE THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL!” Dee Dee cried. “Well, you don’t always sound like it.” Nate started to say. “Sometimes I find it downright annoying.” “Ok, maybe I like to sing a lot.” Dee Dee admitted. “You also like to dramatize everything.” Nate said. “I can’t help it. I’m a drama queen.” Dee Dee said while striking a pose. “Yeah, yeah, I know.” Nate replied while rolling his eyes.

“Maybe I can get her mind off this, but how?’ Nate thought quickly, and while looking for a solution his eyes fell onto the karaoke machine. "Well,’ Nate thought with a look of embarrassment, “no one is around. so maybe…” Nate offered the mic to Dee Dee. “Hey, Dee Dee, wanna make beautiful music together?” he asked. “Oh man, that sounds corny.” Nate thought.

“Why not?” Dee Dee said. “I could teach you a thing or two.” “Ha! In your dreams.” Nate said with a smirk. He walked over to the karaoke machine and scrolled through the song selection. “Shoot, I don’t know any duet songs.” he said, scratching his spiky hair. “Let me see.” Dee Dee walked up to Nate’s side and bent down to scroll through the selection. As she did, her hair brushed by Nate’s face, sending that tingly feeling through him again. “What the heck is wrong with me?” Nate wondered.

Wonder what synonym he was going to use next.

poll: what celeb would you want to date and why

I hate how everyone just says rude things about them. In my opinion, as long as they didn’t make things worse than before, there is no need to be so harsh

People suck with sarcasm these days (except Garfield)

His face on the last panel, you can tell the answer is no.

Graphic?! What did they even do?! I’m scared now…

btw new story most likely coming tomorrow

Mr. M looks ugly

PART 2 OF MY FANMADE STORY (i cant find a good name :P)

Nate finally finds a customer, Mr. Mister. As Nate is mowing the lawn, he hears a tiny voice saying “Watch it bub”. It sounded like Trudy’s voice so he got confused.

Nate: TRUDY?! how are you still here?

*Trudy: As you can see, I morphed into the soil but now somehow turned into glowing seeds. But don’t fret, I will take my revenge on you one day. MWA HA HA H A HA AHA AHA HA H- HEY WHAT YOU DOING LET GO OF ME AAAAA!

A honey badger eats the glowing seeds but 5 mins later, the badger turns into a size like Trudy’s.

Nate: Wha- What! IMPOSSIBLE! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!HHFIGTFE3LUL3GO7G4O7G4TIT34TTOG

Trudy: Oh, clueless Nate, the glowing seeds are actually magical seeds. Poor Badger >:). Like I keep saying, I always wanted to take revenge and one day you would regret it.

Nate: Whistles Spitsy! sic ’em!

Spitsy comes charging at Trudy and Trudy runs as fast as she could. Spitsy chases Trudy for 5 minuets and Spitsy is a centimeter away from getting Trudy, but Trudy jumps onto a handle of a helicopter that was waiting for her. Now Trudy is flying away and Spitsy can’t get her now.

Trudy: You’ll pay for this, Nate!!!!

Nate: What did you say

Trudy: I said: You’ll Pay for this!!!:[

Nate: What did you sa-

THE END

Vivid… Vivid… maybe they accidently lawn mowered his toe? That’s pretty vivid lol

Hello, yay friday! On the note that Quincy got his covid vaccine, when are you guys getting your vaccines, and if you have already gotten yours, when did you get it and how does it feel?

Nate and the realm of the shadows part 3 (sorry this took so long)

Nate: Who are you?

???: I am your new demise mwahahahaha!

Teddy: What’s that supposed to mean?!

???: You’ll find out soon enough, Theodore.

Teddy: How do you know my na-

(Everything is still black, but nate can feel teddy’s absence)

Nate: Teddy!!

his eyes say it all…it was a MASSACRE!

That Mr. Macintyre guy seems a bit of a jerk.

its field day

Hey if yall wanna see what a NORMAL comment section looks like, go to Wallace the Brave. https://www.gocomics.com/wallace-the-brave/2021/05/14

okay, now i’m curious, what DID they do?

Okay, I have to ask, when I say “Like and subscribe to my channel for more amazing videos!” does it sound like advertising or begging. If the majority says begging, I’ll stop

Wow. Now I really want to know, but I really don’t want to know.

When I mowed my neighbor’s lawn, I ran over her roses on accident. She went ballistic.

not a good idea

Aw man, Unknown got banned. She was a chill commenter, and was pretty nice. Too bad she wanted to suicide for attention.

may the force be with you

quick question whats you favorite sport?

Just so you guys know, I started a Tumblr acc so I don’t have to advertise here anymore. I’ll just be a normal Gocomics commenter! IF you want to follow it, the link’s in the description. No pressure. https://www.tumblr.com/blog/dragon4459

Congrats man!

Has it caught on yet, boys? The lawn care business is not for you. Seek a new line of work.

They probably mowed over his lawn gnome. Why do people on Nates street like lawn gnome’s so much?

Again still toxic well then bai

At this point I just feel bad for Nate

Hy

Test

….when the person’s face gets up to showing “Popeye Eye”, it’s definitely time to vamoose……….

aye

bye quincy!! i got my flu shot abt 10 months ago and my left arm was so numb- and i got it with my mom and like when she got hers blood spilled out and i was so terrified :( it still gives me nightmares

GTG

GTG see tomorrow

poll: who wants to see sheila stapleton again?

Guys I’m still alive. . . Right?

One might even say…

I sense . . .danger somehow

Comment if u see this. I’m making sure im not banned for pulling a little stunt yet lol

I have a spell to help us never see a curse word from @Spy from TF2 (G.O.D.S) again. Repeat after me in the chat. Ooumbaba, Ooumbaba, Ooumbaba, Ooumbaba

You must chant it with me to stop the spammers. SAY IT LOUD!!! OOUMBABA! OOUMBABA! OOUMBABA!!!

bread

end racism!!!!!!

trout!!!!!

i’ll stop now

What did they even do to his lawn lol

Also, there’s some things I’d like to talk about. Can we stop the spamming? It’s getting old fast. And why can’t everyone be nice to each other? Over 50% of the comment replies I’ve seen are insulting the commenter. I feel like if we stop both these things: Spamming, and rude comments, we can make Gocomics a better place.

Anything for Cheez Doodles

THIS STORY IS HEAVILY INSPIRED BY A STORY I READ IN A BOOK

Hi, so my name is Nate and I love Cheez Doodles. I can’t help it, they are just so good and I made all kinds of world-winning poems about them. My life is eating these “Cheez Doodles” and I love it. Although the rest of my life is pretty good, Cheez Doodles beats it all.

I love eating “Cheez Doodles” even if it slows me down on sports like “Basketball” and “Soccer”. I had to quit these sports due to how fat I am. I can’t run fast anymore, like my normal self. However, I certainly run faster than Mrs. Godzilla! But, that’s not the main point here, the main point is “Cheez Doodles”.

I walk home from school, and I pull out a bag of Cheez Doodles, I open the bag and smell it. So good, smells so good. I proceed to take a doodle out of it, and then. Randy Buttancourt comes in and takes my bag. He proceeds to throw it across the street, at the same exact time a truck was passing by. The Cheez Doodles get smashed by the truck and I look in horror at those beautiful Cheez Doodles, just crushed by a truck. I look at Randy with a death stare and I begin to charge at him. He jogs away while I continue running at him. I never felt this fast before. I charge at him while he still runs away and we start to approach a house.

I chased him inside the abandoned house and he ran right into the window. Glass shards goes flying and he lands head-on into the sidewalk. He tries to get up, but he can’t. I look down at him, as he begs me to get help. I looked around him and saw a bunch of small hills. Ant hills, anybody could recognize those ant hills. However, those weren’t your typical ant hills, they were filled with fire ants. I turned around, and started waiting for the screaming. The first scream wasn’t so loud, but the second was. I turned around and my arm dropped to my side.

CONTINUED IN REPLIES

Okay, so my ooumbaba uprising went horribly wrong lol

Well, I got banned.

NUT wright: Part 1 [1 out of 3]

Francis: hey NateNate: hiFrancis: did u read the news?Nate: nosome babes: snicker I cant believe they spelled Nate…Nate: were they talking about ME!Francis: I guess soNate walks up to the babesNate: HEY! why did u talk about me?babes: cause they spelled your name…PART 2 COMING SOON SAY Jacob [at least 15] in the chat by 5/15/21 to have the NEXT PART

A great strip for a change!

That’s not a great idea