The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 11, 2021

He was kind of a seedy guy anyway.

She’s hot.

Did you check the mortuary at Jose’s Cantina?

tell him he can go to Jal-apeno as far as your concerned, his kisses were chili anyway!

Aw he wasn’t so hot anyway!

he ran off to join the red hot chili peppers…

You’re too hot to handle, Missy!

As a Capsaicin of a ship he goes from port to port.

He just wanted to add a little spice to the romance, but she took it too far.

That’s a fiery temper.

He found a sweet belle pepper to settle down with.

And he never took me salsa dancing either!

I had to google “Ghost Pepper.” I thought it must be a pun, but I had never heard of that before.

Being ghosted is never fun. It happened to me and I gave up on dating.

Well! I hab-a-nero heard of such rudeness!

Last I heard he was all cut up about it.

No poblano! Friggitello-bout-it! Serrano good guys left.

Love hurts.

She thought he was a hunk’a’ hunk’a’ burnin’ love.

Now she’s a cry-enne pepper.

Can’t believe he’d leave a hot little number like that.

He ghosted her. And Scoville the next guy.

I thought they was carrots until I saw the caption.