Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for May 17, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  over 3 years ago

    Drive a “steak” into his heart.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    Fang you, no. I’m all in favor necking, but when you go for humor in a jugular vein, I simply go Mad !

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    …you Twit! I vant to drrrrink your blah blah blah blood NOW!!!!!

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    “Not without a blood test. What kind of a girl do think I am?”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I might consider that if you didn’t have bad breath!

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I have NO desire to live in this world eternally. One lifetime is enough for me.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That’s why vampires don’t do well on dates – they always want to skip the first 3 bases.

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