Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 22, 2021

Know they all feel the urge to kill at this point.

Why does he wear his glasses to sleep?

Yep! That sure is the only reasonable thing to do!

If one person cannot sleep then no one can sleep.

They all sleep outdoors?

This comic has been running since 1970. The cartoonist is over eighty years old. He’s gotta be retiring pretty soon!

If mama ain’t happy …

she is always so “sweet and selfish”…when food is involved.

Misery loves company, taken to the extreme.

Wack her with her broom!

OK, a week or so ago some of us were talking about, does Hilda has an actual house with a roof and walls….

Now they are gonna insist on sleeping in separate forests.

Reminds me of when some idiot had to smoke in a nonsmoking hotel and set off the smoke alarms at around 1 in the morning. I had just fallen asleep. Fortunately I was wearing fleece bottoms and a T-Shirt. Grabbed my computer and a jacket, it was cold out, slipped on my shoes, and went outside. I was the second one out. About four of us came out right away. It took everyone else about a half hour more to leave their rooms. Many were fully dressed hauling suitcases. Others didn’t leave until hotel staff pounded on their doors and told them to leave. It was crazy. If it had been a real fire most of those people may have died. We stood out there for another half hour or so.

Sadly, they wouldn’t give us the room number of the smoker that caused our shortened sleep. ;) We really didn’t want to physically hurt him. That much they let slip, that it was a him. We just wanted to take turns waking him up for the rest of the night. :P

My wife has been known to do that in the past.

NO! No, Broom-Hilda! “If I can’t sleep, nobody sleeps” is not the right way to go!

It’s no wonder you have so few friends in the Enchanted Forest….