Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 13, 2021

The tie that binds…..

That’s how they ensure he’ll wear a new tie for Father’s Day.

I seem to recall a co-worker having the same problem with a postage machine. The co-worker didn’t think it as funny as the rest of us did, but we had a good laugh at his expense.

Ya knew that was coming.

Someone left the hose out in the yardI don’t think that I can take it

Leave it out and my HOA will fine you so fast it’ll make your head spin. We even have rules about what kind of box you can store your hose in.

Stuff like this usually follows: “I’ll be right there!”

Could be the start of a fashion trend.

I’m glad they’re going to church.

Ditch the ties. I’m getting ready to go to church in my shorts and T-shirt And I will fit in well

Atheists don’t have these problems.

I’ll tell you what, folks. I tried straddling the hose ONCE when I was reeling it in and got flip smacked by the hose-end right smack dab in the ’nads. Go ahead, try it sometime.

That’s what you get for being cranky.

He: I thought it was a bow tie?

Is Ralph so dumb that he doesn’t realize that he can simply unwind the hose until he gets his tie free?