I guess Sims was not the only one not doing his job! If his boss had been doing his job, he would have caught him coming back to work after he got fired!
Last night I watched an old episode of Seinfeld where Kramer started going to work at a company that hadn’t hired him. When the boss finally told Kramer that his work wasn’t up to par and he had to let him go, Kramer said “But you never hired me.” “I know, that’s what makes this so difficult”, the boss replied.
allen@home over 3 years ago
You did he just never left.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
They thought he was a goner, but the Sims came back, he just couldn’t stay away.
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
You shouldn’t have fired Sims by email. He never reads emails.
MoeJoe over 3 years ago
I guess Sims was not the only one not doing his job! If his boss had been doing his job, he would have caught him coming back to work after he got fired!
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Last night I watched an old episode of Seinfeld where Kramer started going to work at a company that hadn’t hired him. When the boss finally told Kramer that his work wasn’t up to par and he had to let him go, Kramer said “But you never hired me.” “I know, that’s what makes this so difficult”, the boss replied.
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
Stayed until he found his red Swingline® stapler.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
He must have been a very retiring employee.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
Luckily, there were two “Sims” in the firm. Sims #1 got fired!
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s not Sims – it’s Kramer. He never actually worked there…