Monty by Jim Meddick for May 29, 2021

Surely they must have some Condé Nast travel mags, with this month’s focus on tropical destinations.

How about the Martha Stewart one how to make tea cosies from old bra cups.

Reads like a J. Peterman catalog

I wish AARP would quit sending me their crap. They don’t “No!” for an answer.

You know; nutritional information labels on the back of empty food cans and bottles can be quite informative…

I don’t AARP, and never will! But don’t any of the servants read (and discard) anything more interesting?

But you’re not retired.

Here are some alternatives to AARP, free of political bias.

AMAC — Association of Mature American Citizenshttp://www.amac.us/amac-was-founded-to-be-your-alternative-to-aarp-2/

Generation Americahttp://www.generationamerica.org/

American Seniors Associationhttp://www.americanseniors.org/orhttp://secure.americanseniors.org/

American Senior Benefits Associationhttp://www.asbaonline.org/