WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for June 20, 2021

Helicopter parent. I feel sorry for the kids today.

I only wonder how mothers of flying fish handle that

You’re too young to fly. Go play on the road, watch for cars!

BASE jumping… I wonder if anyone has done a tree.

♫ Dah dah dahdut dut daaah. ♫

“If you aren’t wearing them, Child ‘Protective’ ‘Services’ will take you away from me.”

How about this?…squirrels have such low mass that if they fall instead of glide, they still would not hurt themselves.

Pretty sure, by wearing those straps – he wont be flying anywhere…

The safety equipment weight and the straps prevent the flaps from working. Another mandatory safety standard idea untested in the real world before marketed.

but even flying has its consequences son, sure it might be much more embarrassing, but it might just end up saving your life

Isn’t it “Father’s” Day?

“Now here’s something you’ll really hate!”