Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 20, 2021

Dave must be a criminal defense lawyer.

The Dim Reaper.

Barbed wire around the bed? Lmao

Laughing in the face of death.

If you can have a death bed, why can’t you have a death couch, death carpet, or death lawn?

Sadly, this is not “true” as my wife recently died in the hospital definitely not her choice of death bed. We always thought “we” would die old and together, she was 53. These first’s are really hard, first Mothers day, first Fathers day……

“I may not be able to take you, but I’m taking out your Remote for the TV!”

I’ve already picked out my Death BarcaLounger.

I’m definitely going out to buy a “life bed” or I won’t be able to sleep now.

And then he mistakenly turned on the tv to the CW – and realized he had summoned dead air time.

Dave, this is HAL, where the heck did you go, and the razor-wire around your bed is a great idea. Would you like to play a game?

The Dim Reaper (Thanks, Superfrog) always wins in the end, but most of us keep trying to prolong the inevitable … what a way to live … CaFfEiNe …!

I’ve heard of people cheating death, but who knew it was that easy?

He wouldn’t have found himself on his death bed if he hadn’t spent so much time in the dining room…

boy, if looks could kill, eh…?