The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 02, 2021

Possibly not wise to do your slip n slide R&D on the 34th floor.

Slip slidin’ away…

Might want to turn those yellow thingies sideways.

Not funny , it reminds me of Eric Clapton losing his child

Looks like an OSHA violation to me.

A dead end job.

I heard of breaking through the glass ceiling but…!

“We’re going to need another Timmy!”

AFFICIONADO, perhaps you should not visit comic strips with that sort of mind set.

…pretty slick job…

he was on the skids anyway…

They pay on a sliding scale.

We’re gonna need another Timmy . . .

My spleen!

Occupational hazard

Windows ’98?

I guess that means it worked.

Back in the day, that was called Slip and Slide Powerglide.

Hacky sack should be safer.

Afficionado, this is a darkly funny cartoon not related to anything in real life except by chance. Probably there is no cartoon that can’t be discovered to relate to some news item even if the cartoonist was unaware of it. To all commentators, if you keep commenting on his comment, you keep it at at the top where it’s the first thing we see. Ignore it and it will drop back to its proper place.

The Super Squid has pulled back by twos, Monsieur Larson.

When is the funeral?

They say in the real estate business, location, location, location. Well this ain’t it.

Thank goodness my smartphone has Gorilla Glass.

What genius put that department on the top floor; someone with a warped sense of humor?

You’d think there’d be a way to prevent that. Oh, well…

On the plus side, we’ve had a breakthrough in product development.

Time to rethink the Floor-to-Ceiling windows. Or, maybe, just start at the other end? It is the running start that gets you, every time.

Random musings:

One of their employees just went through the window, no doubt followed by a very loud SPLAT! on the sidewalk, and his big concern is placing another help wanted ad. Sounds like a typical large corporation.

Unfortunately, if someone checks the reviews on glassdoor.com, they’ll likely be misled by the statement, “People are dying to work here.”

Finally, which is higher: their insurance costs or the price of replacement glass?

It seems OSHA would require safety bars after the first time.

“So far, so good. So far, so good. So far, so good…”

“…for a safety engineer.”

Notate: too much slide