Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for May 26, 2021

Allegedly offers fewer “chemical” imbalances.

That does not sound very appetizing to me.

Shouldn’t a robot milk itself?

Now I has certainly seen everything.

What does ya means “we switched..” ? You means the robot cow milk isn’t for his robots?

Must have plenty of iron in that milk.

Keeps the lawn cut as well and without that nasty by-product that attracts flies

this is about as dumb as it gets.

Couldn’t you have switched to Buggalo milk instead? (Futurama reference)

That actually seems more humane than the dairy industry. Has Patrick McDonnell heard about this?

No thanks, I’m lact-OS intolerant

Guess he uses COW TOOLS to fix that thing.

And this makes about as much sense as almond milk, rice milk, etcAnything that doesn’t come from inside a walking being is not milk