Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for May 23, 2021

“Yes, Grand Leader…we recommend that the proposed invasion of Earth be called off. Trust me, Sir…it’s for the best…”

The dreaded alien anal probe!

Poor Kenny!!!

I wonder how many flies jumped ship……

So the probulator works on dogs too!

Look on the bright side, Kenny: even if someone took your temperature, there’s still some left….

Aliens need to know why collecting and bagging what comes out seems to be an American pastime. Science demands details and is there a correlation between temperature and quality.

Kenny goes to a new vet.

Poor Baby……

I bet he’s grateful he didn’t take that flea bath now.

my mom used to say the same thing to me regarding if id been kidnapped when i was a kid. “you’ll talk their ears off and they’ll bring you back”

If the aliens are so darned advanced you’d think they’d have those point and measure touchless thermometers like we do.

The poor guy got probed.