Bliss by Harry Bliss for June 03, 2021

She remarried the guy she hired to clean out the gutters.

Is this what they’re saying on those leaf guard commercials I always mute on tv?

Looks like she’ll have to hold his beer.

Sad but true – these beers cause too many victims

Oh! Oh, Gail! not Gale… Whew!

Lady go hold the ladder if you are worried ;-)

If she falls out that window, being a widow won’t be much fun….

Of course, Gail pushing the ladder over with a broom might’ve had something to do with that.

Mass X acceleration = Widowhood for Gail…

Now the beer money can be used toward the funeral.

This reminds me of The Lockhorns, a newspaper comic I hoped I had forgotten.

Leaf guards since 2018. Inspections yearly. Let the professionals do it.

The moral is: keep your mind out of the gutter

Just like that, this cartoon was shared by every senior household in America.

I clean the gutters from the roof with a battery powered blower.

He leaved for good.

And have you SEEN the price of 9mm hollowpoint lately?!?!