Close to Home by John McPherson for May 28, 2021

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    Digital Frog  over 3 years ago

    The local tattoo parlor is having a sale on ear piercing – a buck an ear.

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    STEPUP  over 3 years ago

    Yaaaarrrrr!!!!!

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    soundcomm  over 3 years ago

    Almost looks like the one in blue is holding Blackbeard’s hand!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “As long as it’s for pillaging. But none of that cops and robbers rubbish! Where we live there’s robbers and robbees. No cops!”

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    Nate England  over 3 years ago

    Yarr… He’s grounded until he cleans out Davey Jones’s locker! It’s a mess in der!

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    Nate England  over 3 years ago

    I don’t wanta be flotsam. Can I be jetsam? Sounds more rugged…

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    Nate England  over 3 years ago

    I don’t care if it’s me time at the helm! Me nap time is me nap time!

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Hello, Mr. YellowBleeb.

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    Sorry, Junior is only allowed to plunder this week.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Ok, but I’ve got you pegged, little boy! Better be home by 10:00! Auuuuugh! Take Bleeb with you…..so he can keep an EYE on you both!

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    “Yes as long as he’s back after 10pm with some of the booty, arr.”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Okay, so now I wonder. Did Edward Teach(Blackbeard) have any kids? What about relatives. I mean really, with all that pirate stuff you’d think you’d hear more about the line of Teach.

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    jbduncan  over 3 years ago

    AARH- Like father like son! Family traditions are great!

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    Amra Leo  over 3 years ago

    Bleeb says “Hi”…

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    “It’s Captain Blackbeard, matey!”

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Arrrrrrrrrrrrr, no! He be cleanin’ his room, he is….….come back in a shake, and the likes of both ya scalawags can plunder to yer fill, Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!….

    … Oh, but you’ll have to be back by four, junior has a piano recital and his mother’s at the beauty parlor, so he has to have time for a snack and a juice box before we leave!

    Oh, and uh… Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ya scurvy knave!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Figures that Junior would have a beard, too…

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    I don’t think I care much for the people Bleeb has been hanging out with lately.

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    Plods with ...™  over 3 years ago

    I’d hate to be pillaged. Mabel Stanley (Kristy McNichol) in the Pirate Movie

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    “Sure he can matey, I’m off to a business meeting on the Hampton River”

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    DennisMiddlebrooks  over 3 years ago

    Junior be over at Applegate’s for pieces of eight!

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    Is that a Bleeb in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me.

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    corpcasselbury  over 3 years ago

    Blackbeard didn’t have a peg leg. He had all of his limbs intact, right up to the day he was killed.

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    ex window inspector  over 3 years ago

    yeah he’ll pillage you

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