Say Mother Gargle, would you like to play catch? I’m working on a new throw, I call it the beanball. I think as long as you don’t stand close to any windows we will be okay. Well, I will be okay.
True Dads, not necessarily biological fathers, but true Dads, that do their calling, have many roles in a family, protector, provider, counselor and so many others. He is the go to guy for so many problems, from fixing a faucet to comforting a broken heart and of course, they always know everything. We have our flaws, we make mistakes along they way but TRUE DADS are always well intentioned in spite of their mistakes and flaws. Brutus is a true Dad. Sad that you can only treat him nice 1 day out of the year and the other 364/365 days you choose not to. However, Brutus like every other TRUE DAD won’t care, won’t brood and will continue putting out those fires, fixing those faucets and giving out those hugs needed because He loves you, the family, and more likely than not, GOD our HEAVENLY FATHER and DAD, his archetype. Those are TRUE DADS. Happy Fathers’ Day Dad and thanks for all you did and forgive me for all the times that I didn’t say Thanks. I wish that I could tell you in person, maybe in the not too distant future……
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
No gifts?
dadthedawg Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s a family matter…..and you don’t matter.
LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago
Leave it to Mother Gargoyle to “spoil” the day!!
/SHEESH/
wjones over 3 years ago
While; At least you were winner for a day
Leojim over 3 years ago
Well at least he’s only a loser for 364 days a year.
Orcatime over 3 years ago
She would be the one to remind him!
GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago
I prefer to think of it as abi-normal.
Jeff0811 over 3 years ago
Say Mother Gargle, would you like to play catch? I’m working on a new throw, I call it the beanball. I think as long as you don’t stand close to any windows we will be okay. Well, I will be okay.
Chris over 3 years ago
what a way to ruin the mood.
CorkLock over 3 years ago
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY ALL YOU BORN LOSERS – FANS
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Madame Buzzkill brings joy to the room when she leaves .
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Thank you for that Mother Gargle, but maybe I’ll get my wish and you’ll drop dead tonite!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m sure Brutus knew that even without Mama Gargle reminding him so gleefully. Happy Fathers Day Brutus!
paranormal over 3 years ago
Being a Father is the one thing Brutus isn’t a loser at.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
It’s a good day if you’re getting anything but lip from Mother Gargle.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
True Dads, not necessarily biological fathers, but true Dads, that do their calling, have many roles in a family, protector, provider, counselor and so many others. He is the go to guy for so many problems, from fixing a faucet to comforting a broken heart and of course, they always know everything. We have our flaws, we make mistakes along they way but TRUE DADS are always well intentioned in spite of their mistakes and flaws. Brutus is a true Dad. Sad that you can only treat him nice 1 day out of the year and the other 364/365 days you choose not to. However, Brutus like every other TRUE DAD won’t care, won’t brood and will continue putting out those fires, fixing those faucets and giving out those hugs needed because He loves you, the family, and more likely than not, GOD our HEAVENLY FATHER and DAD, his archetype. Those are TRUE DADS. Happy Fathers’ Day Dad and thanks for all you did and forgive me for all the times that I didn’t say Thanks. I wish that I could tell you in person, maybe in the not too distant future……
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
I wouldn’t trust the blueberry pie.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
The old mother-in-law had to get the last sentence in, as usual!