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Now all those old Russian Basselope deployment systems are being sold on the black market to fundamentalist extremists. They could be in the hands of rogue nations!
hariseldon59 about 13 years ago
Thus was born the X-15 Cruise Basselope.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
But the basselope is an aerodynamically unstable weapons-delivery platform, general! And it’s SLOW! —Not even high subsonic!
allencthulhu about 13 years ago
Sadly, even after “Project Basselope” failed miserable, Senator Bedfellow continued to lobby Congress to spend $180T on it.
tripwire45 about 13 years ago
Dr. Strangelove did it better.
Vonne Anton about 13 years ago
Now all those old Russian Basselope deployment systems are being sold on the black market to fundamentalist extremists. They could be in the hands of rogue nations!
Nighthawks Premium Member about 13 years ago
the difference between the two is that the Russian Basselope prefers borscht flavored pop tarts and milk bones
kittenpah about 13 years ago
@nighthawks. Borscht is why Russians have the heart of depressed poets.
Sportymonk about 13 years ago
Wait, our Basselope was the last left with no females available. Now if theirs is a female, then we could detante and the species survive!!
davidh48 about 13 years ago
Really tasty beet soup with cream.
Mitchtheone about 13 years ago
Is that the same as the stealth catapult..
jadoo823 about 13 years ago
…and i’ve never seen it served cold…perhaps Ukrainian borsch is different from the Russian version???