Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 27, 2021
May 26, 2021
May 28, 2021
Transcript:
First date tips! Make sure to put her at ease There. Now you don't have to wonder if I have a bone saw.
Ida No over 3 years ago
Date: “True, but I do have to wonder ‘why’.”
Darsan54 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, that sorta is women’s worst nightmare these days. A very sad reality.
Comics fan Premium Member over 3 years ago
Is that a bonesaw in your pocket……?
Mostly Water Premium Member over 3 years ago
Trust me. Here, have a heart.
Cozmik Cowboy over 3 years ago
Reminds me of an old Gahan Wilson cartoon (which I guess is redundant, as there are, alas, no new ones….):
Scene is a kitchen. Floor & table are covered with plastic. On said table are a box of garbage bags and an assortment of knives and saws.
Dude in surgical mask, gown, and gloves is on the phone,saying “Gee, Barbara, I’m sorry you can’t come over tonight!”
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
Now I get why I am so unsuccessful dating. i need to write these tips down.