Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for June 10, 2021

They shouldn’t need a contract. It should be something done out of love for one another. And no, I’m not a kid. I’m 84.

What is on the table, brown eggs?

Look for a loophole in the contract.

Now, once a year, you will receive a present. It will likely be something you don’t need or want but then you can retaliate by spending good money to buy something she doesn’t need or want.

It can only end with Katy unless you void that devil deal now…..

Wait until Christmas for another contract

And if you both (or either of you) have children in the future, you will forever give Mother’s/Father’s Day gifts or cards, and the same for the Nieces and Nephews. Then on to becoming a grandparent.. Personally I wouldn’t have it any other way.

you signed…your problem now, Kiddo.

Simple solution: buy her a lousy present every year, she’ll respond in kind, and eventually they’ll both give up on the idea.