Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 25, 2021

That’s why she slipped a “disc”.

She’s addicted to speed.

I have had dreams where I’m driving and I step on the brakes, but the vehicle doesn’t stop. Must have some deep philosophical meaning.

I had that problem once. I was test driving a used car from a dealership. The guy sitting in the passenger seat said to take the next turn left. So I pushed on the brake and nothing happened. After I passed it, he said,“why didn’t you turn there?” I said, “I tried but the brakes didn’t work.” He didn’t seem to believe me. So he said, take the next left then," So I tried again to hit the breaks. Fortunately, this time they worked. So I headed back to the dealership. He said, “do you want that car?” I said, “no thanks.” He said, “why not?” I said, “I’m looking for a car that stops when I hit the breaks.” He still didn’t believe me about the breaks.

That’s what lampposts are for.

Wow – I might need an intervention. I’m definitely addicted.

Mmmmmm, Pinwheel cookies.

I had brake lines blow three different times: excitement to the extreme!

We can’t find anything physically wrong with any systems, so we have scheduled daily therapy sessions until we achieve a brakethrough.

“Dr. Firestone is with a patient, umm, customer right now. May I take a message?”

Pressing on the brakes and getting nothing is a scary thing!

They’re not really bad brakes, just misunderstood.

Now I see it, it’s rehab.

Which is why I dropped $5700 at the repair shop last week, not counting the $1000 brake replacement tomorrow…