Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 20, 2021

He never had a “future” in banking.

You will meet a tall dark police officer.

Your wife is gonna beat you silly. For ruining a pair of her panty hose.

When did first she see this coming?

She used to sell futures on the stock market.

Kind of like pulling weapon or resisting arrest? You mean there are consequences?

Considering that I’m the one with the gun, your future doesn’t look so bright either.

(Insert ethnic) walks into a bank and hands teller a note

She says the note says This is a f—k up, don’t you mean this is a stick-up?

Robber replies No its a f—k up, I forgot my gun!

don’t all transactions end up better for the banker?

I see a chauffeur driven car with flashing red and blue lights…

No way those eyeglasses stay on over the panty hose mask … or so I’m told.

Well, it was worth a shot.

“Son, you have a panty on your head”- Raising Arizona