Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 25, 2021

Small panel: So much drivel “locked” away in his head. Large panel: “Visiting Curse Service”.

Devil’s advocate?

Small panel: So who catered it?

He started to repeat, in detail, about his affairs…I couldn’t take it anymore….///Can I ask, what did you do so bad, and yet here you are?

The local women held no appeal for him.

comment on Heaven, I’m afraid that with my “luck” that when I die I will be talking to my wife who died in March and that I will be “sent” down in the middle of our “reunion” because that’s how it feels like I will never be “happy” again so why would I make it to everlasting happiness.

2nd panel: catch and release? That policy sounds vaguely familiar…

Small: Speaking in the past tense, I’m guessing he’s foreign dispatched.Large: But I’m afraid your fate has been determined.

And again, it’s time for a theology lesson from the atheist:

According to the actual Christian mythology, when you die you do not go to heaven & become an angel.

Angels are separate and older race than humans, and when you die, you stay in the grave until after Armageddon, when on, Judgement Day, you will be resurrected and….well, judged.

Sometimes I think I’m the only one who’s actually read their book.

Why are they wearing karate gis

I’m thinking of having my headstone read ‘Yeah, I’m dead. But at least I don’t have to go to work tomorrow.’