Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 09, 2021

no hint whatsoever

Andy knows how it’s done, he’s the master. Andy works harder and smarter at being lazy.

Would you rather he drink the grocery money Flo? Andy is so lazy he won’t even cast a shadow…

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny, our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is a Chauvinistic , selfish git , instead of helping poor Flo by buying some items for her right across from he was going to be Andy was flippant and told her to get them herself ,serves the bum right when Flo burns his meals :o) my avatar is a spoof of an airline pilot unable to take off because his mummy grounded him :o) , which reminds me of the time when Connie , 2 year old Arthur and me boarded a plane in Malta to go for a holiday in Greece when a stewardess came for me took me off the plane and took me to the control room because at the time there was a flight risk criminal also named Tony Grech , meanwhile Connie was having kittens , the official there just gave me a look and told me I could go , I tore him e a strip of Maltese invective regarding his mother wife and female relatives ,he apologized and I was escorted back to the plane , how was your day? ours should be busy but calm I hope , no shopping or errands to run , we both are in a good mood so we can relax, keep Safe and thanks for caring young lady.

And just make sure that you don’t distract Andy.

Another list….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-8th-june-2021-24235644

…and there were skid marks all the way to the edge of the canal.

Breezy sort of guy, isn’t he?

“I’ve got a little list, of people we could do without who never would be missed.”

I truly hope there is not even one woman on earth this stupid.

This one really made me laugh!!!!!

I’ve just come back from shopping with my Mum. We got some pretty great stuff.

xxx

@Afficionado

I remember you telling me that before. What a frightening experience. I’m so happy you were let back on the plane and went to Greece in the end.

I’ve burnt my own food sometimes as it turns out that 20 mins on a 175°C temperature does end up burning them. I’m talking about frozen food items that I enjoy. Chicken products.

My day was busy today as I said in my first comment I went shopping with my Mum.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

At eddi_tbh  Got your comeback from late yesterday. :-)

Just for that, Flo should cross beer off the list. (If it is on the list.)

If Flo was in her right mind Andy would be front of the Divorce Court Judge in the morning.