Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 10, 2021

good luck, Andy, finding another pub whereat they cannot find you

So something tells me Andy will still get a free beer out of them.

Knowing Andy, this an opportunity for at least three pints.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny, the Three debt cpllectors carry the logo of their trade on their brief cases , making them a target to be mugged , but all their grumbling about our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is futile , it won’t worry Andy ,but I wouldn’t say the little sot is a devil :o), when I was In charge of an old people’s home I had a briefcase with double locks and a combination lock to keep important documents in , I still have it and the combination is 666, my avatar again is Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean grinning from ear to ear because he’s happy like I am , how was your day? our Thursday should be busy as usual but we should cope I hope , we have no shopping or errands this morning , we both are in a good mood so we can relax for a bit till this afternoon when the greengrocer van comes in front of our house , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Dont hate the player hate the game!

They remember….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-10th-june-2021-24272076

If he plays this right he can stroll past the lot of them then run to the loo. As they give chase he can Circle Back and knick their pints. Yes! The weapon of deception, the Circle Back.

Those 3 gents need to get better suit makers,

and I wonder what each does for a living?

Andy needs to do a 180 and head off to “The Old Cat and Broom Seed”

for a good IPA to calm his nerves!!

Talk about a quick turnaround!

It looks like a bitter night for Andy. While three stout fellas who are aleing with problems in their bookkeeping just want to talk to him. But they will have to hop fast. Before Andy is taped out. I believe that he will barley enough money for one and only one beer. Since he wants to ferment some good cheer with people to get him drinks for the rest of the night into the wee hours of the morning. (Question: How late do British Pub’s stay open? Or is that decided by the Pub’s management.)

They knew where to look.

All the “boos” unfit to print.

This is when his army training kicks in with a snappy about face.

They can only blame themselves.

That would explain the glass of cold water set on the counter!!

The devil you say, Jack!

I carried a briefcase over 20 years in the Air Force before retiring in 1984. Still remember 4 digit combo. 0000 – amazing mind huh?

Decision time Andy, what’ll it be a drink or a brawl.

When it comes to paying his over due bills, Andy has a blank face fish eye response.

It might not be visible in the strip but I sense a few swear words are being used.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie. Today I saw that I had £45 refunded to me from Norton Anti-Virus security. When I went on the Live Chat and said I don’t usually pay £64.99 yearly for my subscription and why have I been charged that, they offered me a ‘price match’ to what I usually pay. So I got £45 back. That’s taught me a lesson to not get my subscription renewed automatically. I’d rather just do it myself.

My code combination would probably be 333.

As you know, I’m getting my COVID vaccine next Saturday which is the 19th. I don’t comment on weekends so only people I talk to outside the comics will find out how it went and whether I was brave or not (not very likely)

On 27th July, I give another pint of lifesaving blood. Counting down the days for that as I love doing it.

I have a fairly busy week next week but they are fun things. Monday, I’m at my volunteering. Tuesday, I’m at the hairdressers and will probably go to my favourite beach afterwards and Wednesday I’m at the carvery.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

Oops, Thanks, I’ll taking my leave!

Cue the inevitable fight cloud.