Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 09, 2021

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 3 years ago

    “Don’t take the insurance company’s offer — let ME do it and then take a percentage of that. It’s a win – win: for ME."

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    Uh…some of them go on to become the Fink?

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    Space_cat  over 3 years ago

    In America, they make him a senator!

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Some become TV stars…. ambulance chasers

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    IshkaBibel1  over 3 years ago

    They go on to sue Facebook and Twitter.

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    awcoffman  over 3 years ago

    If you received a structural settlement, we want a piece of it.

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Best zing ever!

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    daleandkristen  over 3 years ago

    Touche my dear peasant.

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    mfrasca  over 3 years ago

    Collectively, the poor, working and middle classes had immense wealth which the vampire squids of finance would continually stick their blood funnels into and suck away from them. See The Great Recession of 2008-2010.

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    brklnbern  over 3 years ago

    You get elected as a Democrat.

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    craigwestlake  over 3 years ago

    What’s wrong with winking a peasant’s hood?…

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