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Stale ? How could you tell ? (Actually I’m one of those wierdos who likes the taste of fortune cookies, but I still think they might outlast fruitcake and Twinkies)..
sirbadger over 3 years ago
Don’t invest in Enron.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago
And stay off the Hindenburg as well.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Not to mention, remove yourself from the vicinity of King Harold at Hastings in 1066!
Knightman Premium Member over 3 years ago
Ummmm…..that ship has sailed!!!
kunddog over 3 years ago
the titanic still exist, just 12000 feet under water.
cosman over 3 years ago
Take a pass on Madoff.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
A little less stale…“Don’t visit Jonestown, Guyana.”
prrdh over 3 years ago
The fortune cookie manufacturers should use only timeless messages, like “Your warranty is about to expire.”
assrdood over 3 years ago
Hmmm…..might also avoid the space shuttle “Challenger”
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Gives me a sinking feeling.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
“Epstein didn’t kill himself.”
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
It came over on that slow boat from China.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
Fang must have the magic beer glass today. Now you see it, now you don’t. burp. :)
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Stale ? How could you tell ? (Actually I’m one of those wierdos who likes the taste of fortune cookies, but I still think they might outlast fruitcake and Twinkies)..
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
A little late but DEFINITELY good advice……
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
If you’ve seen “Avenue 5” on HBO, it’s still good advice.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
Now that is an old batch of fortune cookies.