Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 15, 2021

Is that a bunch of celery wanted for stalking?

Celery. Mighty fine nerve tonic, Doc. AND BOY, DO I HAVE NERVE!!! ;D

It’s Bok Choy, the infamous Tong leader.

Looks like Carrot Top.

They need to get someone on the inside, like a plant, maybe. That corn guy might work, I hear he really has his ears to the ground.

the chief just wants a bit of peas and quiet…

This is not a peeling scenario.

Gentlemen, keep your eyes peeled for this perp!

Tie him down so he cantaloupe.

I feel like I’ve seen these guys on a loom.

This must be serious. They deputized Fruit of the Loom.

Not anymore, he got shot in the head and is a vegetable now.