Pickles by Brian Crane for June 22, 2021

Damn Earl if you’re that hungry. Go raid the refrigerator and make yourself a sandwich.

Wonder if that’s where the idea for scratch’’sniff came from?

Just a page or two for a nice midnight snack.

Why would Earl be reading a recipe book at bedtime? Is he going to get up and cook?

The reason I have for liking e-books and the reason Earl has for liking printed books is the same.

Is everyone not noticing Earl is reading a COOKBOOK!

All right Opal how did you spill gravy on a cook book ?

Yeah, Earl…you’re going to lick those recipes clean off!

That sounds like a book that would interest Roscoe.

You know you are reading a recipe book if you smell the gravy – you know you fell asleep while reading if you feel the gravity – WHOMP!

Ew

Now that’s just gross!

Earl never fails to amaze me!

Nah, just a quick lick is a fix!

One of ebooks’ few flaws.

He give a whole new meaning to “eat your words”.

Smell-O-Vision is just around the corner. Besides, when I was old enough to want to read in bed, we just went to sleep.