This reminds of an old joke one of my high school teachers told me. A cat chased a mouse. The mouse escaped by entering a pothole, and waited for the cat to go away. He heard a dog barking, emerged from his hiding place, and the cat ate him. A short while later, the cat met up with some alley cats, and told them, “It pays to be bilingual in New York.”
LeeCox over 3 years ago
Well, I got it, and I thought it was funny, Snoopy!
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
know thy audience, Snoopster
hariseldon59 over 3 years ago
Maybe he doesn’t speak dog.
Dean over 3 years ago
Should have told the joke in bird: ! !!! !! !!!!! !! !!!!! !! !!!!!! ! !!! !!! !!!! !!! !!!!!! !!!!! !!! !! !! !!!!! . . .
Baba27 over 3 years ago
Maybe the joke doesn’t translate well.
Bubble over 3 years ago
Ba dum ching
therese_callahan2002 over 3 years ago
This reminds of an old joke one of my high school teachers told me. A cat chased a mouse. The mouse escaped by entering a pothole, and waited for the cat to go away. He heard a dog barking, emerged from his hiding place, and the cat ate him. A short while later, the cat met up with some alley cats, and told them, “It pays to be bilingual in New York.”
knutdl over 3 years ago
https://www.catster.com/cat-behavior/how-to-speak-cat
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
And he’s not alone in that.
jagedlo over 3 years ago
Then when he gets back to his nest, Woodstock will get the joke and laugh his head off!
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
Lost in translation?
uniquename over 3 years ago
Then the big dog sat on the little dog.
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
Have we ever seen the cat next door? Probably not. The only cat we’ve seen onscreen is Brutus or those cats from the Beagle Bowl.
gantech over 3 years ago
A dog who speaks cat…whoooaaa…..
KEA over 3 years ago
I cannot even tell you how often that’s happened to me
summerdog over 3 years ago
Are we supposed to laugh at our own jokes?
Grumpy Old Man Premium Member over 3 years ago
Tell Woodstock not to feel bad. I had to read it twice. But I haven’t finished my first cup of coffee
RussellCastine over 3 years ago
I’d talk to it in Catanese but I don’t know the Catanese word for “meow”,
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
A good comedian never laughs at the jokes he’s giving…..
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
I’ve seen plenty of birds (parrots) on YouTube, that are fluent in both Dog and Cat.
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl over 3 years ago
Woodstock needs to start reading Pearls Before Swine.
MichalCzerwonko2 over 3 years ago
Those who are the only ones who laugh at their jokes are usually dogs
billyk75 over 3 years ago
GONG!
Natarose over 3 years ago
I thought it was cute. I chuckled at it.
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
( Woodstock): “ I don’t get it. How would a dog know how to speak cat?”
Mediatech over 3 years ago
Considering how little Woodstock is, it’s not surprising that things go over his head.
hagarthehorrible over 3 years ago
Neither did I understand.