Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 26, 2021

Why have Curling when you could have Hurling?

Poor Agnes. What does one get if one loses?

A lot of people lose their lunch trying to eat that much. The stomach just says “THAT’S IT!” and sends back everything you crammed into it.

Well, if you lose it in the first place, it’s no longer “food”, and so you won’t have to keep it in the second place, although you may have to clean it up from the first place…

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“Do you have any eating challenges…”

“Yes, a five pound steak, or…”

“…on the Children’s Menu?”

Win or lose it’s a waste of food.

Our local pizza place has that challenge: eat their giant sized pizza with in an hour and you get it for free. You have to eat it by yourself and you can’t pick the toppings. They pile everything they have on it. They have a few pictures up of people who have done it. When I was maybe 20 I could done it too – if I could choose the toppings as I don’t like meat of any kind on my pizza. Veges only, and I’d would have eaten it. Now I eat two slices and that’s more than enough.

Plague? You can have it all……

I see that Agnes’ summer activities are off to a great start.