The Norm Classics by Michael Jantze for June 14, 2021

Bah. Sportsball needs two leagues with slightly different rules to provoke a stimulating enmity between the partisans. Also applicable to politics. In that Venn diagram, the overlap results in the Nika Riots, a codified system of Justice, and the Hagia Sophia.

I’d love for MLB to go back to two leagues.

That’s it!!

This is also true for restrooms. Men us a public restroom and are silent, even if you’ve known the other people in there forever. Conversation stops and you don’t even look at each other.

Women go to the restroom in herds. And chatter all the time. Whenever you pass buy a busy women’s restroom, it’s like they’re filming The View in there.

I have always liked the Chromosome Planets strips.

Here’s a chromosome planet difference:“Here, smell this” has two VERY different outcomes depending on whether a man or a woman is saying it.