Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 01, 2021

Some fun things to do as a kid:

Make a stack of blocks and then knock them down,

Build a sand castle and stomp it down,

Blow up just about anything with a firecracker.

Needs a reconstitute spell to make they reusable..

For Wiz it is!

Remember folks, If you like everything being normal, calm and peaceful, DO NOT ANGER YOUR LOCAL WIZARD.

Can you imagine Wiz as an over protective father?

I had a stress ball a few years ago. I bit it in half.

To each his own relaxation, I guess.

Nothing says relaxation like explosions.

Two words for stress, Bubble. Wrap.

The Wizard thinks outside the box. In this case, outside the stress ball

Why. why why, do men like noise ?…..and destruction ?…

Seems to be a lot of stressed “protestors” in Portland and Minnapolis…

I’ll see your stress balls and raise you an M-80. On second thought I don’t want to see your balls and catch, here’s an M-80.

Not bad, not bad at all. Wish I could do that……

Play violent video games. They help me.