Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for July 12, 2021

A “blizzard” of excuses.

It was an alien pillow.

So much for the “self-defense” tactic, Marm!

But it taunted him.

Marm does have expressive looks about him!

It looks like Mom knows that dog.

You can’t be really sure. That pillow probably was uncomfortable.

A Mom bust ! The worst kind ;-)

You’ll never prove it, sister! :op

It was thinking about it.

Uh-oh. Someone left the TV on and Marm saw Mike Lindell at CPAC in Dallas Sunday.

The old self defense ploy that never works…

If you can’t plead Self-defense, go with Temporary Insanity. Trust me, I watch a lot of legal TV SHOWS!

Oh Marmaduke, how could you ? :-(

I had a cat like that once. (The “middle child,” for those who saw my recent comment on “Ballard Street.”)

You are so busted, Marm.

Marm had reason to believe the pillow was thinking of attacking him, even if it didn’t follow through.

Once bought a brand new lovely, soft, comfy dog bed for our two little darlings. When we returned home from lunch, the entire kitchen was covered with foam from the bed! After buying an identical replacement, I got thick towels and painstakingly sewed them over the bed by hand. Problem solved. (The two culprits never gave an explanation, even a ridiculous one, lol.)