Monty by Jim Meddick for July 10, 2021

Chest Freezer??? We’ve got a Chest Freezer? Help me drag this TV over there. How many people can fit in that thing?

Ice Station Zebra, The Thing, Any Sonia Heinie movie…

Shades of Senator Inhofe.

64 degrees in Joliet, Illinois

A disgraced comedian, who often told tales of his childhood, spoke of once making a snowball and putting it in the freezer to get revenge on his adversary when he wasn’t suspecting it. When the day finally arrived – he went to the freezer and…his mother had thrown it out.

Did Monty’s AC go down at some point? I can’t see any other reason for the copious sweating.

Cliffhanger is a good one to watch when its hot outside

I passed on watching Dr. Zhivago, playing on TV a couple days ago. I’d tried it in the past, it didn’t work.

Is the robot drinking 10W30?

I probably have enough in my freezer to make frost ball too.

How about a classic like “Dr Zhivago”?

Quick! Throw that snowball onto the Senate floor!

When t’s really hot out and inside I like to watch movies of people sweating in New Orleans.No Mercy, Hard Target, Undercover Blues. All lots of fun, No Mercy is the best.

Take a cold shower, Monty. Then, sack out on the couch, under the fan, while the TV drones on with whichever “cold weather movie” you finally choose….

Mind over matter… if you don’t mind, it don’t matter.