The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 29, 2021

Often silence is the best solution with you’re mother-in-law.

Now we use…..sign language.

Sounds like Brutus is on another winning streak.

Losing never felt so good.

You can “say” much more with nonverbal communications, aka hand gestures!!

/SHMIRK/

Silence is golden….

Now, if she would just GO, it would be perfect.

With Ma Gargle, silence most certianly IS golden! ;D

‘SILENT IS GOLDEN’

I was lucky as I got along wonderfully with my in laws. I miss them both …..

they shoulda done that sooner if it makes you both happy, unless it’s driving her crazy not to come up with anything right away and she just needed sometime to think of something.

Next on your agenda Brutus, make Mother Gargle mad enough to go home. That would be a big win for the Born Loser.

The winning streak continues!

Enjoy it while you can.

No talking with Gargle. That golden silence is worth more than a pile of Krugerrands!

Often called the Golden Rule in the Bible Matthew 7:12 – Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Keep stum Mama Gargle and so will Brutus, happily.

Read between the lines!

You are a wise man, Brutus!

I sure hope Brutus doesn’t get overconfident and can avoid “poking the bear”…

☛ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ益ʔ

Oh, she’s still communicating alright. She’s just not speaking. However, silence IS really golden in this case…..

Brutus, you are too relaxed. Gladys is going to drop the hammer.

Those silent stares she gives him could blister paint.

A silent Mother Gargle is the next best thing to no Mother Gargle, so enjoy your victory Brutus while it lasts.

I can’t believe she’s lasted this long, she must be ready to explode.

Wow Gladys is so clueless. MomGar has been unfriendly to him forever and she’s just now noticing and apologizing?

All your fingers or just one or two?

if only she were invisible, too…