The Barn by Ralph Hagen for June 28, 2021

Only the French would call a potato an apple.

May I suggest another dining establishment?

Where’s Mr. Creosote when you need him?

Not thanks but I’ll have the Vichyssoise with crusty bread points….

I had a heck of a time getting a translation for “pomme de terre crue”. First, neither Google Translate or Bing Translate even would admit to the phrase being French! There were some archaic (Old French) suggestions: Pomme = Apple or Potato, so OK on that one. Terre = Earth, and Crue = To grow, so I suppose the usage could end up being “Raw Potato”.

But the first thing I thought of was "So Terry Crews’ name means “Raw?” Cool! ッ

Everything sounds better in French… until you know what it means

Peels are the side

Rory is so knowledgeable. (Not)

French unfries…unfried