Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 03, 2021

The plot “sickens”.

Night? I bet they are all hungry by now, never even stopped for breakfast!

some people pretty dense

Script? What script? You’re just running around upstream without any script. You didn’t even know there was hippopotamuses over there or that there were these great cliffs here.

How is the camera crew following her boat?

White water up ahead. I wonder if fhese Annie and her Zodiac films are still online somewhere?

And standing on a boat with a hand held camera. Gee. How stable that is.

Originally, the script read “…so the stupid Bimbo continued her solitary exploration…”. It was changed in the editing room.

I wish those mountains of the moon would quit squeezing things.

After this mucho-macho Mike Machado film tanks at the box office he’ll be lucky if he can find work pushing a taco cart down Hollywood Boulevard! Anne will become a drug-dependent street hooker on Sunset…….and Korak can return to his jungle and friends.

Hey, aren’t those cliffs just the recycled Clashing Rocks from Ray Harryhausen’s classic, Jason and the Argonauts?

As for Macho Mike’s so-called script: it sucks, big time!