Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 30, 2021

We sure do:-(. Hey I bet our pets do consider us to be wild animals.:-D

Bear Grylls? Have we got a show for you!

How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a boogie in it.

Nice try.

Heh. Boogers. :)

’snot the answer we expected from Mari! :D

That’s just like my horse, only you don’t want to be in the line of fire. She can spray snot a long way!

We already know she uses a tree to scratch her butt. Wildness achieved.

So even “heavenly nostrils” get stuffy noses?

Not applicable to today’s strip, but… I think I found out who created Marigold’s Large Invisible Thing:

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/italian-artist-auctioned-off-invisible-sculpture-18300-literally-made-nothing-1976181

It sold for $18,300.

Ever seen wild beasts? I’ve seen the wild donkeys in the Nevada, they definitely have boogers.

That’s “snot” a bad thing!

What about a wild booger-beast!?

Seems like more of an action-packed unicorn potty break…

See? Fingers are good for something…

This one reminds me of a session during my tutoring job when (while referring to a paper she’d written) a student said she needed to “print this booger out”. If that’s not academic, I don’t know what is!

Grunt whinny snort WHIIIINY WHINNY

Shake yo whinny baby!