Close to Home by John McPherson for July 08, 2021

I avoid restaurants with mandatory dress codes like the plague. I’m a plain and simple bear. If they don’t accept me with what I’m currently wearing, then to heck with them!

As long as it’s not a strait jacket!!

where has Bleeb been lately?

Jimmy Whispers working there?

Sometimes it is nice to dress up and go to a classy place with other dressed up people and do dressed up things. Well, …so I’m told. I’ve only been to a few mess nights in the Corps. Seemed pretty stiff to me.

It’s a rerun, and the cardboard cutout of a coat and tie was also funny then. If I commented about then, it would’ve probably been sump’n about cardboard underwear, or the like.

So, instead of a new comment, I’m just gonna get back to work… but first, I’m gonna make some McPherson sound effects out loud, in my office, then watch to see if anyone comes to investigate?

FZZZT! VRRRT! BOING! FOOSH!

I’m suffering from Bleeb withdrawal!

They probably should ask him to wear pants.

What about that guy in back left corner?

Some places like to think they are classier than they are.

Looks more like stocks – is he being punished?